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wardy
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh take no notice Lots. Aren't men quick to pounce ey. if it was a bloke who'd done it no-one would have said owt. Humfff Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where have all the poems gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the poems gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the poems gone?
Lotties burnt them every one
When will she ever learn?
When will she ever learn?

Where have all the stories gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the stories gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the stories gone?
gone in bin bags every one
When will she ever learn?
When will she ever learn?

Where have all the good lists gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the goods list gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the good lists gone?
used Baggys strimmer on every one
When will she ever learn?
When will she ever learn?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're right G2. Deader than a dodo Very Happy I should leave the country mate Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can you page someone for help?

Maybe they could read something into it that we missed?

And at least call Rentokil to get rid of those bookworms - they must have eaten them all Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You could maybe advertise this thread on Freecycle Laughing

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wardy
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

now now Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wardy wrote:
You're right G2. Deader than a dodo Very Happy I should leave the country mate Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wardy wrote:
oh take no notice Lots. Aren't men quick to pounce ey. if it was a bloke who'd done it no-one would have said owt. Humfff Evil or Very Mad



.....except maybe Wardy, Lilo, Dom, Lottie................... Laughing Laughing Laughing Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ive been trying to pursuade her to do the same with our wardrobe. Let me explain. The wardrobe is about five foot long. Kate has 4 foot eleven and a half inches, leaving me half an inch. for my entire ensemble. Needless to say, due to the excessive compression that my clothes suffer they have been reduced to the size and density of a small ferret. Kate, a bit of Library maintenance in the bedroom wouldn't go amiss!!!!!! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm keeping me trap shut here.....................coz I've seen the wardrobe Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Otter wrote:
Ive been trying to pursuade her to do the same with our wardrobe. Let me explain. The wardrobe is about five foot long. Kate has 4 foot eleven and a half inches, leaving me half an inch. for my entire ensemble. Needless to say, due to the excessive compression that my clothes suffer they have been reduced to the size and density of a small ferret. Kate, a bit of Library maintenance in the bedroom wouldn't go amiss!!!!!! Very Happy


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Are you complaining about my bedroom skills? Shocked Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, darling, you are a goddess. But you do have a lot of clothes!!! Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Awwwwww... I'll burn them all.... thank you hun bun... Laughing Laughing Laughing Embarassed
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked ............................you could always try hooks on the back of the door for your stuff Ol Laughing .......................then Kate would have another half of an inch for some more new stuff Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing

It's Becs fault.. really... she makes me buy them... Very Happy Confused
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

warning do not tell her to burn the stuff unless the house is well insured lol and you know that you wil just have to pay for more new stuff Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lottie wrote:
Laughing Laughing Laughing

It's Becs fault.. really... she makes me buy them... Very Happy Confused


Shocked ..................I also make you not buy stuff Laughing Confused

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Name once... Rolling Eyes Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well I would if you were gonna buy sommat crap Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Rolling Eyes Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Delilah wrote:
Shocked ............................you could always try hooks on the back of the door for your stuff Ol Laughing .......................then Kate would have another half of an inch for some more new stuff Laughing


And apparently that extra half inch makes all the difference Shocked Shocked Shocked

The new cardie takes up about 2 feet of space - lose that Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

THE CARDIE STAYS Exclamation

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

looks like its staying Shocked
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah it was just a suggestion Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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