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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:46 pm    Post subject: I'm sure there's a name for these.... Reply with quote

Very Happy

Funny rhymes me grandad used to tell me...

I walked down a straight crooked road
I saw a dead donkey adying
Picked up a stone I couldn't lift
And Hit it on the head which I missed!!

I went to the theatre tomorrow
Took a front seat at the back
Had a plain bun with currants in
Buttered all over with fat! Very Happy


( I didn't really it the donkey btw.... Rolling Eyes Wink )
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

one fine day in the middle of the night two dead men got up to fight back to back thay faced each other drew there swords n shot each other Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

That's one of them!!!! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:04 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm sure there's a name for these.... Reply with quote

Lottie wrote:
Very Happy

Funny rhymes me grandad used to tell me...

I walked down a straight crooked road
I saw a dead donkey adying
Picked up a stone I couldn't lift
And Hit it on the head which I missed!!

I went to the theatre tomorrow
Took a front seat at the back
Had a plain bun with currants in
Buttered all over with fat! Very Happy


( I didn't really it the donkey btw.... Rolling Eyes Wink )


Why was the donkey ADYing Question

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:12 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm sure there's a name for these.... Reply with quote

Lottie wrote:
Very Happy

Funny rhymes me grandad used to tell me...

I walked down a straight crooked road
I saw a dead donkey adying
Picked up a stone I couldn't lift
And Hit it on the head which I missed!!

I went to the theatre tomorrow
Took a front seat at the back
Had a plain bun with currants in
Buttered all over with fat! Very Happy

And just why were you itting the donkey Razz Laughing Laughing Laughing Wink
( I didn't really it the donkey btw.... Rolling Eyes Wink )

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pleased to see you two have mastered the art of quoting Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

do you know Del this quoting is gonna tip me over the edge Evil or Very Mad Right gives me the ump Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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do you know Del this quoting is gonna tip me over the edge Evil or Very Mad Right gives me the ump Evil or Very Mad


Why's that Wards Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Delilah wrote:
pleased to see you two have mastered the art of quoting Shocked

Have I?
wardy wrote:
do you know Del this quoting is gonna tip me over the edge Evil or Very Mad Right gives me the ump Evil or Very Mad

Sorry Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wardy wrote:
do you know Del this quoting is gonna tip me over the edge Evil or Very Mad Right gives me the ump Evil or Very Mad


Go smoke a camel Rolling Eyes Laughing Laughing Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Delilah wrote:
pleased to see you two have mastered the art of quoting Shocked


Why did he do that??? WHy did he just quote without saying anything??? Huh???? I do'nt get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shocked
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:39 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm sure there's a name for these.... Reply with quote

Jags wrote:
Lottie wrote:
Very Happy

Funny rhymes me grandad used to tell me...

I walked down a straight crooked road
I saw a dead donkey adying
Picked up a stone I couldn't lift
And Hit it on the head which I missed!!

I went to the theatre tomorrow
Took a front seat at the back
Had a plain bun with currants in
Buttered all over with fat! Very Happy

And just why were you itting the donkey Razz Laughing Laughing Laughing Wink
( I didn't really it the donkey btw.... Rolling Eyes Wink )

He typed his bit in the quote. He's still learning Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks teach........will bring yer an apple tommorow Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

its all that dancing in a tutu, kinda distracted him Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye n think me trunks distracting the ladies Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hadn't noticed yer trunk Jags Very Happy ....................it being so weeeeeeeee Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Delilah wrote:
I hadn't noticed yer trunk Jags Very Happy ....................it being so weeeeeeeee Laughing


Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was a man who wasn't there
He was a man upon a stair
he wasn't there again today
How I wish he'd go away.....


an nooooooo I AM NOT MAD! Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

are too Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AM NOT!!! Evil or Very Mad Confused Embarassed Rolling Eyes Wink Crying or Very sad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Mad Shocked Very Happy


I'm a very stable person.... Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A paradox !!

Brothers and sisters, have I none,
But that man's father, is my fathers son!!


and another bit of nonsense ... ... ...

The elephant is a bonnie bird.
It flits from bough to bough.
It makes its nest in a rhubarb tree
And whistles like a cow.


Laughing Laughing Laughing Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We are starting to get to the Jabberwocky now Flo.

one of my fav poems as a child, but forgot most of it now.
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