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reedos · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:41 am Post subject: Golf lessons

When watching your boys have a golf lesson, don't try to help your mardy arsed son by standing behind him and helping him line himself up to hit the ball. He'll hit you on the elbow with the club Twisted Evil

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wardy · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:13 am Post subject:

I can rememer one of our new staff going golfing with the boss and he hit him on the head with the club Embarassed

daveandtara · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:02 am Post subject:

Vikkie used to have golf lessons, her teacher told us that "she doesn't hit every ball, but when she gets on the end of one it goes for f*#@ing miles!" Shocked

she could hit the ball 200yrds Shocked

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lily · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:43 pm Post subject:

loobytoo · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:03 pm Post subject:

Ouch... Hope you're not too black & blue reedos, or was that just the air round you? Shocked

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reedos · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:46 am Post subject:

It's still quite sore and a nice colour, not helped by me keeing banging it on things - why does that happen. You don't bang your elbow for months, then as soon as it's sore you bang it 5 times a day every day Confused

Anyway I was very restrained, just thought lots of swear words Laughing

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loobytoo · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:47 pm Post subject:

well now, there's an incentive.... learn Turkish swearwords and the kids'll be none the wiser. I say languages aren't my strong point, but I find the odd Gaelic word is very handy in extremis Shocked

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Delilah · Site drunken fairy Joined: 13 Jan 2006 Posts: 3932

you probably bang your elbow all the time but never notice coz its not sore Confused

atleast it wasn't your head Laughing

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loobytoo · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:55 pm Post subject:

Cor, yeah, too right. Might've been a hospital dash Shocked

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