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Elizabeth · Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Posts: 187 Location: Gloucestershire

If you are in a running race,and you overtake second place, what position are you in now? Shocked

frenchchique · Joined: 22 Sep 2006 Posts: 3506 Location: Kent

I know, but I aren't tellin' Razz

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Delilah · Site drunken fairy Joined: 13 Jan 2006 Posts: 3933

am pondering Laughing

the girls always get me with ones like this...........................the classic is what do you put in the toaster? I always fall for it Embarassed

Oh and another fave is what do you put in the teapot Laughing

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the brightest, shiniest twinkly stars light up the darkest of skys

redimp · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:46 pm Post subject:

Second.

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Elizabeth · Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Posts: 187 Location: Gloucestershire

Not telling you!

SeedQueen · Joined: 17 Jul 2006 Posts: 604

Elizabeth · Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Posts: 187 Location: Gloucestershire

How many personal injury lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Confused

redimp · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:01 am Post subject:

There are ten pigeons in a tree. If you shoot one of them, how many will be left?

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frenchchique · Joined: 22 Sep 2006 Posts: 3506 Location: Kent

Err... still 10, one that's dead, and the other 9 who've flown off somewhere else Rolling Eyes

Or if it's a tree on my lottie site, ALL of them cos they're indestructable Evil or Very Mad

Dunno about the lawyers Confused

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SeedQueen · Joined: 17 Jul 2006 Posts: 604

None they might hurt themselves

Agree with 10 pigeons

redimp · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:14 pm Post subject:

That was my answer too but a girl in my class insists it's none because the others fly away and will not have my explanation that she has to specify "in the tree" when asking the question - which would give the game away!

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Elizabeth · Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Posts: 187 Location: Gloucestershire

I love my avater thank you. Very Happy

reedos · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:48 pm Post subject:

You are very welcome Very Happy

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Elizabeth · Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Posts: 187 Location: Gloucestershire

Ta!

Used to have an aunt living in Cyprus, used to send us crates of oranges - this was a long time ago, she loved it there, uncle was in the army? Confused

, I think my friend from Reading still has an apartment there.

frenchchique · Joined: 22 Sep 2006 Posts: 3506 Location: Kent

Yeah, Andy, we wanna crates of oranges Twisted Evil

We'll send you courgettes in return Razz

How many Country and Western singers does it take to change a light bulb? Very Happy

Cool avatar btw Cool

Oh I've got anoller one ... How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Razz

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redimp · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:24 pm Post subject:

frenchchique wrote:

Oh I've got anoller one ... How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Razz

Two - one to hold the lightbulb and the other to turn the room round.

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moonbells · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:45 pm Post subject:

frenchchique wrote:

Oh I've got anoller one ... How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Razz

apples

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Diary of my Chilterns lottie

frenchchique · Joined: 22 Sep 2006 Posts: 3506 Location: Kent

MB is closest Cool

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redimp · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:05 pm Post subject:

frenchchique wrote:

How many Country and Western singers does it take to change a light bulb? Very Happy

Oh, and two - one to change the lightbulb and another to sing about how much better the old one was.

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frenchchique · Joined: 22 Sep 2006 Posts: 3506 Location: Kent

4

1 to change the lightbulb and the other 3 etc etc you were right Impy Very Happy

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frenchchique · Joined: 22 Sep 2006 Posts: 3506 Location: Kent

The answer to the surrealist one was....

a banana Laughing

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Elizabeth · Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Posts: 187 Location: Gloucestershire

Elizabeth wrote:

If you are in a running race,and you overtake second place, what position are you in now? Shocked

Yep! 2nd

Elizabeth · Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Posts: 187 Location: Gloucestershire

Elizabeth wrote:

How many personal injury lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Confused

Two answers to this 1.How many can you afford?

2.Three, one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off
the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.

Flowerlady · Joined: 15 Jan 2006 Posts: 3361 Location: Herts

Try this ...

Brothers & sisters have I none ..
But that man's father Is my father's son!

Who is he Question

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Gulp ...
I love my vegetable garden. So here is my sad ballad: I nurtured it for months, And ate it in one salad!

Elizabeth · Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Posts: 187 Location: Gloucestershire

Flowerlady wrote:

Try this ...

Brothers & sisters have I none ..
But that man's father Is my father's son!

Who is he Question

It's youhoo!