nah just winding up Uncle Reedos after him telling us bout harvesting lettuces, strawbs and how wonderfullly hot it is

thank gawd for that. Was feeling quite inadequate

one of my tomato plants had lots of little see through patches appearing on the leaves

wassat then?

wind damage? Less beans for you, me gal....

It's dessicated Tara. Technical term that See I do know stuff Happens with basil too don't yer know

and now that I'm suitably impressed....what? like coconut

tisn't dry, was sheltered in me little plastic growhouse, none of the others have got it

please explain further oh! wise one

sunburn then

Scorch(io)

it's true though innit. Wind burn or scorch

Nah... slugs...

poor slugs getting blame for everyfink

And it's probly G2s sharp pointy stick wot he's trying to spear the slugs wiv

personally, I use chopsticks to chuck 'em into a bucket of salty water

I've got tomatoes coming out of my ears, the Green Zebras Dom sent me are fruiting prolifically, the Tigers which I kept seed from last year are just starting to ripen. But I forgot to sow any normal red ones

Been dishing out my spares to neighbours on the base, cukes next cos they are going mad too